Welcome to Krankler's stash!

Little corner of the interwebs where i spout absolute bull!

"drinking beers, beers, beers.."


Things to look at While You're Here..





Now, some Commonly Asked Questions..

Why make a website like this? Why not just have a separate, more professional porfolio website?

..Cause that's boring and definitely not me. I like my professionalism to be fun and easy to work with, to be creative. If I'm working with a company, I don't want them seeing my boring professional portfolio website and then expecting me to be all professional. No way. I like being laid back. I like having fun with my work-- Who doesn't??


What's with all the movie stuff?

I like movies. I like incorporating my interests into projects of mine. This website, therefore, is my project. Inherently, the movie gifs come with it, buddy. That's how the ball rolls. If you got a problem with Kevin Smith's stuff, this may not be your ideal spot.


Why can't I download anything in the music section?

Lawsuits. That would be considered piracy. I just want to provide the music to be listened to, straight from my own collection of CDs and digital music. None of the music will be available to download, but will always be able to be listened to. I'm sure you can find somewhere with all the music you want...wink wink nudge nudge.


Do you have a consistent blogging / update schedule?

Heeeeell no. I'm a full time student and already working in web design. It really is fun and a huge interest, but I don't wanna go home, do 3 hours of updating after just doing 3 hours of updating. It kills you, man! I blog when I want, or when something interesting happens to me, which isn't often. TL;DR, Updates and Blogs will be inconsistent.


Who are you??

Sorry, sorry. Hi, my moniker is Krankler or KRANK, yes like the amp company. Yes like the KMFDM song released as a single off of their 2013 album WTF?! I'm a learning Web Designer and Artist and Animator. I like Clerks, KMFDM, Rammstein, Sonic Youth, and Sonic the Hedgehog. I am 16 years old age as of writing this on October 17th, 2024. My birthday is in April. I like games like Postal 2 and DOOM, though I've only ever played DOOM 64.